in happier news, i realized that in last night’s Agents of SHIELD, when Jemma says “AND YOUR PROSTITUTES!” Phil makes this face, and it honestly gives me life.


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He’s right. You never had any time for her but you made time for your work and your prostitues!

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Give Nick Fury a break, he deals with a lot of shit from the council

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We were shooting a scene and Chris Evans is in front of me, and Anthony Mackie is there, and she (Scarlett Johansson) is sitting next to me … I hadn’t eaten anything so my stomach started like really turning in the car. And she’s like “What’s the matter man, like are you hungry or something?” And I’m like “Yeah, I’m starving, I didn’t get to eat.” And she starts screaming out “Max is really hungry! Max is REALLY hungry, he wants a sandwich — what do you want?” I’m like “Why are you screaming like that?” “He wants a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!” She starts screaming so hard, I’m like WHY is she doing this? And then the sandwich comes and she … eats more than half of the sandwich. And I’m like “So, it was really…?” “I didn’t wanna say that I was hungry, so it was just easier if I tell everybody that you’re hungry.
Max Hernandez on how Scarlett Johansson ordered him a sandwich and then promptly ate most of it - Source: Variety Latino (via ajacquelineofalltrades)

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I’m going to have to talk about Natasha first, because apparently all of my meta is about being Russian.

I’ve seen people complaining about it, but Natasha being from the post-Soviet era is fucking brilliant. I don’t care that it’s different from the comics. Obviously, part of the reasoning for this comes from my own lived experience as a Ukrainian immigrant in the United States — I can’t tell you how weary I am of how many Russian women in American media are Cold War-spy eye-candy, and Natasha being removed from that is incredibly important. But it’s not just that. The post-Soviet origin story fits Natasha’s MCU characterization so much better. This Natasha watched an empire crumble when she was a child…

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what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this


This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

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London Fashion Week, are you watching? [x]

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This kind of article fascinates me, it’s always interesting learning how other countries view yours. I’d ask my fellow non-American followers what they think about Americans, but I’m sure they have better things to do. 

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