in happier news, i realized that in last night’s Agents of SHIELD, when Jemma says “AND YOUR PROSTITUTES!” Phil makes this face, and it honestly gives me life.
We were shooting a scene and Chris Evans is in front of me, and Anthony Mackie is there, and she (Scarlett Johansson) is sitting next to me … I hadn’t eaten anything so my stomach started like really turning in the car. And she’s like “What’s the matter man, like are you hungry or something?” And I’m like “Yeah, I’m starving, I didn’t get to eat.” And she starts screaming out “Max is really hungry! Max is REALLY hungry, he wants a sandwich — what do you want?” I’m like “Why are you screaming like that?” “He wants a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!” She starts screaming so hard, I’m like WHY is she doing this? And then the sandwich comes and she … eats more than half of the sandwich. And I’m like “So, it was really…?” “I didn’t wanna say that I was hungry, so it was just easier if I tell everybody that you’re hungry.
what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this
This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard