in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
the more mind-obliteratingly stupid we find you, the more descriptive we get. “bless your precious, sweet, mama-loving heart” means we’re not 100% certain how you possess enough intelligence to draw breath.
Anonymous said: fatty fatty fatty go eat a pie original sin is shit go to fat camp piglet
And people worry that comics don’t appeal to children anymore.
… And that’s why Spider-Man killed Captain Britain.
From Spidey Super Stories Vol.1, No. 56, January 1982.
themindofshadow said: I am finding the less I am on comic book websites and forums, the more I enjoy the actual stories in the books. Is that odd?
No, I think that’s a very common occurence, actually.
Anonymous said: (Spiderwoman cover) It's her ass in the air. No one gets in that position unless they're about to have sex. The material of her suit is so thin it might as well be red skin. Every minor contour of her ass and back are sensually rendered. The reason you're getting shit for this is because she doesn't look like a super hero, she looks like a porn star playing dress up. If your artist has been doing the same thing for 45 years, maybe it's time to tell him to grow as an artist. A lot has changed.
Poor Spider-Man then. Who knew?
spiders are crawling, that’s what they do
From the Hank Pym Photo Archives- Capt. Steve Rogers and Sharon Carter, S.H.I.E.L.D Headquarters, 1968