how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
Action Comics #894 from 2010 and Wolverine #12 from 2014.
Please Paul Cornell, make this a running joke.
Who says it’s a joke?
Every once in a while I see these two team up and it’s great. I want them to be best friends in a little-girl-slumber-party-friends kind of way. They would bond over things like crushes and hyphenated names.
“i do have a bar at my house, but I don’t make frou-frou drinks. the one cocktail that i’ll make is hendricks gin with a splash of soda, a little cucumber, and lime. that’s a very fine cocktail, whatever somebody might call it. but it has to be hendricks gin. some gin makes people crazy. hendricks doesn’t make people too crazy, i don’t think.”
- jeremy renner
SPIDER-MAN AND THE X-MEN #1
ELLIOTT KALAN (W) • MARCO FAILLA (A)
Cover by NICK BRADSHAW
Variant COVER BY BENGAL
Variant COVER BY SKOTTIE YOUNG
• Meet the Jean Grey Academy’s new guidance counselor: Spider-Man!
• What’s a non-mutant doing at a school for mutants? What secret suspicion has fueled the formation of his special student class?
• And because you demanded it! Sauron and Stegron the Dinosaur Man! The villain team 65 million years in the making! You didn’t demand it? Well somebody did.
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99
and i thought, this was a joke